deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

“This means war”

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

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Helena Bonham Carter using her wand to frighten her son’s friends

THIS THIS THIS

THIS FUCKING WOMAN

I LOVE HER

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showswelove:

#this needs to come back #but they would be hickeys #and Ryan would be very awkward #cause he’d know who they got the hickeys from #which is kind of like knowing your parents were necking when you weren’t looking

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